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From My New Year’s Res­o­lu­tion: Be A Proud Cre­ation­ist:

The sec­ond mes­sage was even more bizarre. After the excite­ment of the first mes­sage and the real­i­sa­tion that there was only Aus­tralian beer left and the sun hadn’t yet set, we were rapt to see the sky­writer trace out the word ‘THE’. We gazed on as he added, ‘CREATOR’. Intrigued, we cooed as the pilot scrawled ‘IS’… and waited for the payoff…

‘JESUS‘.

Fuck. I mean, that’s not even bib­li­cally accu­rate, surely! Jesus doesn’t come in until after the Tri­wiz­ard Tour­na­ment! Accord­ing to Gen­e­sis, Yah­we­hdidit. He was so clever, he man­aged to cre­ate the world twice in two dif­fer­ent orders!

See, I lost inter­est in this even ear­lier: when I last saw this bit of dri­vel it had just turned into “The”, and I got bored and went back inside. For a few moments before that, the sky had proudly been adver­tis­ing “THC”…

(Side note: I found this past via a ping­back on Stilgherrian’s post “Tel­stra, you god­dam bloody idiots!” — you’ll have to read both posts to fig­ure out the connection)